I was sitting at my desk at work, going about my usual day…working while planning the rest of my evening…when I hear my boss say in a loud and shocked voice:
MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!
I literally yelled from the other end of the hallway:
“WHATTTTT?!”
I never yell at work! I was in shock. It just seemed unreal. [...]
Entries from June 2009
June 26, 2009
MY MICHAEL STORY
June 17, 2009
I HATE LIGHT AT NIGHT!!
Okay so every night this is my routine. The lights just keep sneaking their way back into my nice dark room!
1. Close the blinds and pull the curtains closed.
2. Walk away and realize there is a centimeter gap still open that’s letting a hint of the streetlight through….and close the curtains more. Allllll the way [...]
June 9, 2009
Phone mumblers
Anyone have to talk to people on the phone at work?
Well, sometimes I have to call insurance companies….and today I talked to a lady that just doesn’t stop. Let’s call her BETH. Our convo went something like this:
me: Hi, My name is…..and I’m calling to see if a claim has been set up for our [...]
June 5, 2009
TIME to take a WALK with my FISH
Did someone ask for the time??
Come on ask!
Another GOODWILL find. Why is there a humongous Goodwill next to my house?
Damn. There goes more money down the drain. You think if I walked into Goodwill, I’d only spend like $3 on an old t-shirt, right? BUT I ALWAYS FIND DOPE VINTAGE JEWELRY! UGHHHH. And it wasn’t [...]
June 3, 2009
Daily dose of sweetness :P
So. I go to take my daily dose of vitamins. We’ve been good about taking our vitamins especially since we bought our old people’s daily vitamin container thingy from Targs.
I notice that Nuggs, my loving HB, slipped a mysterious pill in there. We always buy new vitamins so I figured I’d just take it and [...]
June 2, 2009
ELEVATORLAND
Entering an elevator is like stepping onto another planet. Elevatorland.
You step on, turn to face the doors, and stare. You stare either at the floor, at the numbers as they light up, straight ahead into space, look at your phone, OR if you’re kinda rude…you stare at the other people’s clothes. It’s like “damn, I [...]
June 1, 2009
LUNCH BATTLES
You know those difficult thick skinned oranges that just won’t let you eat them?
No matter where I dug my nail into…this orange would not give up! COME ONNNN!!! Everyone was looking at me funny cuz my arm was all akwardly twisted and I must have looked super frustrated/constipated annnnd hella people were walking by cuz [...]
